I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Randomize
