How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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