My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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