it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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