Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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