why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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