I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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