I'm going to jail i love you
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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