So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
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