I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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