shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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