Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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