If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Are my feet made of real feet?
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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