It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
The air was thick with penises
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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