I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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