My balls are so social today.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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