last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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