Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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