OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I have fence marks all over my body
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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