Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
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