white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
we're so committed to being not committed
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