it wasn't lemon gatorade
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
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