I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
We are two peas in an std pod
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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