Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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