K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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