Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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