if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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