nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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