Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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