You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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