He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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