How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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