I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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