You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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