got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
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