Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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