thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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