do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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