Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Alive.
So much puke
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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