uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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