brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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