Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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