Will you blow on my dice?
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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