You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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