Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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