8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
The air taste purple.
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