Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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