I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
just tell him i said nine months
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Found your dick twin last night
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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