Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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