i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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