So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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