she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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