I wish i was in the wii world.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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