i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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