The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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