Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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