Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
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