so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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