I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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