Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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